{"id":69,"date":"2002-10-22T16:33:22","date_gmt":"2002-10-22T16:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=69"},"modified":"2002-10-22T16:33:22","modified_gmt":"2002-10-22T16:33:22","slug":"kimono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/kimono\/","title":{"rendered":"kimono"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My calf hurts.  I had to wear a kimono and walk around like a chick all day on Saturday.  I could only move 1\/3 a step at a time.  What a sexist dress!  Plus people tied me around my waist and chest about twenty times.  I felt like I was wearing a straight jacket.<br \/>\nLooking pretty is too hard..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My calf hurts. I had to wear a kimono and walk around like a chick all day on Saturday. I could only move 1\/3 a step at a time. What a sexist dress! Plus people tied me around my waist and chest about twenty times. I felt like I was wearing a straight jacket. Looking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}