{"id":591,"date":"2006-06-05T14:52:03","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T14:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mika.yukidoke.org\/nikki\/?p=591"},"modified":"2006-06-06T02:48:49","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T02:48:49","slug":"hinketsu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/hinketsu\/","title":{"rendered":"hinketsu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was chased by a scary, pale, female ghost last night. We were both running very very hard but then she said, &#8220;wait wait. I&#8217;m anemic. I can&#8217;t keep running so fast.&#8221; I thought, &#8220;Oh ok. I should wait for her.&#8221; It happened three times and every time I stopped until she was ok.<\/p>\n<p>Silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was chased by a scary, pale, female ghost last night. We were both running very very hard but then she said, &#8220;wait wait. I&#8217;m anemic. I can&#8217;t keep running so fast.&#8221; I thought, &#8220;Oh ok. I should wait for her.&#8221; It happened three times and every time I stopped until she was ok. Silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}