{"id":48,"date":"2002-09-25T11:03:57","date_gmt":"2002-09-25T11:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=48"},"modified":"2002-09-25T11:03:57","modified_gmt":"2002-09-25T11:03:57","slug":"hocchikisu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/hocchikisu\/","title":{"rendered":"hocchikisu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somebody invented a thing called automatic stapler.  Well, I don&#8217;t know if that&#8217;s really called automatic stapler but you know what I mean.  Those staplers scare me.  My hand trembles as I put the paper into the stapler mouth and when it staples, I flinch.  It&#8217;s very embarrassing to look so timid when there is a long line behind me.  <\/p>\n<p>I had a very embarrassing moment at the symphonic band practice today&#8230; not telling you what it was though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}