{"id":409,"date":"2004-12-19T07:33:31","date_gmt":"2004-12-19T07:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=409"},"modified":"2004-12-19T07:33:31","modified_gmt":"2004-12-19T07:33:31","slug":"goutou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/goutou\/","title":{"rendered":"goutou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the trick to succeeding in burglary is to be really really really good looking (just like Ben Stiller in Zoolander). I feel like that&#8217;d make many people hesitate when they find the burglar if he\/she is super beautiful and polite and confident whereas scrubby, not so clean burglars would just make them run to the telephone right away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the trick to succeeding in burglary is to be really really really good looking (just like Ben Stiller in Zoolander). I feel like that&#8217;d make many people hesitate when they find the burglar if he\/she is super beautiful and polite and confident whereas scrubby, not so clean burglars would just make them run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}