{"id":319,"date":"2004-08-20T14:16:30","date_gmt":"2004-08-20T14:16:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=319"},"modified":"2004-08-20T14:16:30","modified_gmt":"2004-08-20T14:16:30","slug":"kumo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/kumo\/","title":{"rendered":"kumo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I see spiders that are NOT missing any of their legs, I&#8217;m like &#8220;I bet that one has more than 8 legs&#8221; and count them but I&#8217;ve yet to see a 9 leg spider. <\/p>\n<p>I saw two big spiders in Mako&#8217;s barthroom staring at each other like two teenagers shyly looking into each other&#8217;s eyes&#8230;Unfortunately, a giant monster (me) turned on the faucet, so each had to run away in opposite directions. True love always encounters obstacles&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}