{"id":296,"date":"2004-02-27T15:21:24","date_gmt":"2004-02-27T19:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=296"},"modified":"2012-02-18T17:07:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-18T21:07:20","slug":"toshi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/toshi\/","title":{"rendered":"toshi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m 22 years old. Most people tell me that I&#8217;m young. I think I am too; demone, when I think of myself as a piece of chedder cheese, I&#8217;m like vintage old. My body&#8217;s been ripening for 22 years..sour, bitter, and strooong sharp tastes..I guess it&#8217;s still a good thing since I&#8217;d be thousands of dollars worth and also be on, at least, a local Seattle newspaper, like that cheddar cheese that was left in a frige for 21 years..wait. I&#8217;m even older than that&#8230;no wonder my skin&#8217;s less fresh..   <\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s better to think of myself as wine..it&#8217;s still related to fermentation but I think old grape juice sounds more appetizing than moldy milk..<!--b950bfe4dee69df3a56e97a5291df677--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}