{"id":281,"date":"2003-10-31T01:32:45","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T01:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=281"},"modified":"2003-10-31T01:32:45","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T01:32:45","slug":"boke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/boke\/","title":{"rendered":"boke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My room is very very cold.  I put three layers of blankets when I took a nap a couple days ago.  An hour later, I woke up to find my feet dead pale and dead cold under these blankets.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I went to a play (Missaliance by George Bernard Shaw) this evening.  It was 33 degrees but I decided to weara skirt and sandals anyways.  When I got home, my feet were dead pale and dead cold as you can imagine.  I decided to wear the only clean, warm pants and socks I could find.  I was feeling a bit warmer and quite happier.<\/p>\n<p>Then, Mako came in and, avoiding the eye contact, told me &#8220;wow..you&#8217;re looking quite sexy tonight..&#8221; I looked at myself again and then realized that I was wearing salmon pink, fuzzy, bottom-tight pajama pants and a sock (I could find only one).   As I hit Mako out of embarassment and rage, he whispered to my ear &#8220;..you look like an 80 year old senile lady&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I could do nothing but agree.  Alas..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}