{"id":17,"date":"2002-08-27T15:56:08","date_gmt":"2002-08-27T15:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=17"},"modified":"2002-08-27T15:56:08","modified_gmt":"2002-08-27T15:56:08","slug":"po","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/po\/","title":{"rendered":"po"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a CPR class today.  Every time I perform CPR on dummies, I get very embarrassed.  I&#8217;m horrible at acting and even in the smallest role play, I can&#8217;t help shrinking with embarrassment.  Especially when the one that I&#8217;m talking to is a dummy, I say to myself in my mind &#8220;what am I doing.. why am I making a worried face and asking a dummy questions that *I* make up the answers of&#8230; and of course, it has no pulse and no breathing.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnyways, I got certified, so it&#8217;s all good..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}