{"id":100,"date":"2002-11-25T16:45:21","date_gmt":"2002-11-25T16:45:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wasabi.yukidoke.org\/mika\/nikki\/?p=100"},"modified":"2002-11-25T16:45:21","modified_gmt":"2002-11-25T16:45:21","slug":"oheso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/oheso\/","title":{"rendered":"oheso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A navel is a weird thing.  I&#8217;ve always wondered why I get a stomachache every time I clean it.  Yeah, you need to clean your navals once in a while.  They are pretty nasty.. <\/p>\n<p>I also never understood why Japanese Thunder Gods want to get people&#8217;s navels.      What do they do with our navels?  Maybe they fry them.  Fried navels.  <\/p>\n<p>yuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A navel is a weird thing. I&#8217;ve always wondered why I get a stomachache every time I clean it. Yeah, you need to clean your navals once in a while. They are pretty nasty.. I also never understood why Japanese Thunder Gods want to get people&#8217;s navels. What do they do with our navels? Maybe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mika.im\/nikki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}