First month ever to fly on a time machine.
Bottomless happiness seems more scary than being on the bottom?
I wish there was a fair weather flyer program.
Thin air beats the 45 degree gaze strategy to climbing.
I smell ice cream!
(/me bikes by a lavender field)
Is the lobster more difficult than 50 students?
Difficult question to answer.
It’s not the sharpness of the teeth that worries me; it’s the fact that triggerfish teeth look a lot like human teeth.
Would the world be morally different if humans had eyes in the back of heads too?
Any opinion saying ‘X is bad’ without a conditional statement is bad and defeatable.
If that’s true.
On days when a weather is unfavorable for outing, do ants get into more fights due to boredom?
Unlocked but unstolen bike.
Thinking about parallel universes and thankking the bike god.
Would airplanes save fuel if passengers with could skydive in mid flight to reach destinations on the path to the last destination?
Three rocks; quiet toilet; victory.
The spirit of the yellow parrot is…green.
Wonder if castle owners actually enjoyed having that much space.
Entering a wet season. Must obtain a ground sloth for camping.
In search of amber-trapped mosquitoes.
The only thing I know about storks is not true.
Draining orzo in a colander can be a traumatic experience.
Closing announcement at libraries may be the most depressing thing that happens on a regular basis.