Wouldn’t it be nice if kidney beans could grow into kidneys when soaked in water.

If a human body were equipped with a rumination system, we’d have developed a pretty different culinary culture.

Escalators would not turn into slides but ski-lifts may turn into human sifters.

A cat dwelling in a public bathroom brings the experience to a whole new level.

Growing avocados. Starting fire.

Belief is all you need.

I have a few things in my pocket that kids would not keep. I have them because these items turned out to be useful a few times in my life. Then it occurred to me that older people keep things that younger people wouldn’t perhaps because they’ve had longer periods to encounter these rare occasions when humble items took center stage.

I’m parfait?

Past is sweeter than I thought.

Allerpet could cause an extinction of feline species.

So soft.

Pounding asparagus feels more brutal than pounding meat.